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Location:
The temple of time.
Sheik has just been revealed to be Zelda who has been summarily trapped in a crystal by Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: Princess Zelda. You Little fool. I knew that if i let this kid wander around long enough you'd show up.
Link: HEY! Who you calling KID?
Ganondorf: YOU, Fairy boy.
Link: Watch it dude... So whats the deal?
Ganondorf: I have to get the other two pieces of the Triforce. I would have never guessed that they'd come to you two... She has one. I need yours.
Link: Why couldn't you just catch her as Sheik?
Ganondorf: Dunno. I has to be sure. Sheik could have sued me for false arrest...
Link: I'd hardly call it arrest.
Ganondorf: Hey, when you rule a country. You also write the dictionary. I had to be sure before I played my cards. Didn't want to hurt anyone unnecessarily.
Link: Since when have you had qualms about collateral damage?
Ganondorf: Good point.
Link: Come on dude. It was SO obvious that Sheik was Zelda. Hyrule is exactly the same exept its minus one princess, plus one Sheikah. Do the math!
Ganondorf: This is pointless. If you want to save Zelda, come to my castle.
Link: Why don't you freeze me in one of your crystal things if you want me to come so bad?
Ganondorf: You have a point, but that takes too much effort. I need to go practice my organ now. You and her are both invited to the concert.
Link: Ok. Your place is the big dark threatening one surrounded by the lake of lava. Right?
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