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Link with his %^$8&*(  up masks!

Majora's Ass (parody of Zelda's MM)
 
Link-Epona, lets go home!
Epona-neigh!
*Then two fairies appear*
Tatl-I get remote control!
Mist-No me!
Link-Who r u?
Tatl-Oh we're here to steal ur horse!
*knocks link out and steals his horse)
Link-$#$^%^&!! This feels like an another adventure....
*Follows them into a room*
Skullkid-ypu have come
Link-Are you wearing the Majora's ass?
Skullkid-Yes! haha my ass looks big dosen't it!
Link-ya.
SkullKid-I'll turn u into a octopus type wood thing
Link-A dekuscrub
Skullkid-whatever! with my ass i can do anything!
*Link gets knocked out again*
*Wakes up*
Tatl-he left me!
Link-haha
Tatl-can i go with u!
Link-Hell no! i had a fairy once. I always wanted one when i was small but damn they're annoying
Tatl-I can help u!
Link-How can u talk without a mouth?
Tatl-Umm
Link-Bye!
Tatl-I'll give you 5 rupees a day!
Link-Sure buddy!
Link-help me get my self normal again.
Tatl-You need to visit the great fairy fountain
Link-Y? U haven't been to this place before!
Tatl- I got a cellphone!
Link-$#$&!!
*Visits grat fairy fountain*
Great Fairy-I can give you magic.. but want to listen to a important story first?
Link-No
Great Fairy-It's good!
Link-NO!
Great Fairy- Little ass... gives link magic!
Link-thank you!
*Goes to the park*
Tatl-U can now shoot bubbles! try it on that ballon!
Link-Cool! no more wasting 5 bucks!
Tatl-Hurry and break that balloon!
Link-Y?
Tatl-Cause the moons gonna crash in 3 days!
Link- Great..
*Link hits the wrong balloon*
Tingle-luuupah!
Link- k. bye
Tingle-hey!
*Hits the other ballon*
Kid-Hey! ur a good shooter!
Link-No u just suck.. You been trying to hit it for 4 hours now!
Kid-I want let u join our club!
Link-I don't care!
Kid- Sorry.. Please play hide and seek with us!
Link- k...
Tatl-yay! haven't played that in years!
*Finds them all*
Kid-the password to get in our club is 12345.
Link-wow i would have never guessed.. really..
*Goes in the club*
Link-oooo a telescope can i see it!
Crippled man-....
Tatl- he's dead
Link-oooo
*steals his money*
Tatl- !%@^&^! Just look at the telescope!
*looks trough it*
Link-I see skullkid he's mooning me! give me my snipergun!
Tatl- u don't have fun
Link-damn! Hey the moon just cried!
Tatl-Get it
Link-Yay! I got the Moon's tear!
Link-Lets stay at the hotel
*Goes to hotel*
Anju- We don't take dekus....
Link-I'll give you the moons tear!
Anju-Cool! Ok!
Tatl-Your supposed to give it to the deku!
Link-Oh well!
*Goes to his room*
Link-Hey Rosa sisters! gay dance!
Rosa sister-well i don't give
Link-Gay ass
*Goes to sleep*
*wakes up*
Link-what a beatuiful day!
Tatl-Lets go to laundry pool to do our laundry!
Link-I haven't washed this in 7 years!
Tatl-ewwww
Guru-Guru man-Listen to my story....
Link-ok....
Guru-Guru man-k, i was playing my whatchama call it in the inn then the rosa sisters said that i suck and that i'm gay and have no life. Thats why i came here.. Thanks for listening to my story, i'll give you the hitler mask! when u march, things follow you!
Link-Thanks ass hole! I think you suck and are gay and have no life too!
*runs away*
*Goes to Deku sales man*
Link-Can i have the flower?
Deku-If you give me the moon's tear!
Tatl-I told u so!
Link-shut up.. check this...
*Pulls out a bag with dirt in it*
Link-Heres the deal dude... I give you the freshest manuare in the area if you give me your flower spot..
Deku-Drugs.. ooo muat give in! Ok just give me the bag! see you suckers!
Link-Told u so!
Tatl-what ever!
Link-Lets go to the mayor!
Secretary- Hello Deku...
Link-I want to see the mayor
Secretary- You can't see the mayor because your a deku!
Link-This is discrimination!
Secretary-Heres a sticker! vote 4 him!
Link-Fuck u! I aint gonna vote for that shit hole!
Secretary-Guards
*Link runs away*
Link-aaaaa a dog!
Tatl-Dogs hate dekus!
Link-#$$%$^& only if i had a sword....
Tatl-haha
Link-Gotta go see the mask salesman.
Maskdude-what deku?
Link-To help u get ur ass back can i borrow a few masks?
Maskdude-No!
Link-Well u kiss that Mario mask at night fat ass!
*leaves*
maskdude-how did he know....
*third day*
Link-I didn't go to sleep!
Tatl-You never go to sleep..
*night*
Tatl-Look! the clock tower is opening!
Link-OOO fireworks!
Tatl-Go in the tower!
Link-But i want to see the fire works
Tatl-....10 year olds lets go ass wipe!
Link-ok...
*Enter*
Skullkid-I got the majora's ass! No one can stop me!
*farts*
Tatl-Oh no! toxic fart! shoot the ocarina out of the hands!
Link-how?
Tatl-Your bubble attack stupid!
Link-Oh
Skullkid-ow
*Link picks up the ocarina*
Tatl-Play the song of time zelda  taught u!
Link-uurrr
Tatl-what!
Link-I forgot.
Tatl- ^%&^(&)&*()!!
Navi-It's right down a right down a dumb ass!
Link-Oh yeah...
Navi-sheesh.
*Plays the song of time*
THE END

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